Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was definitely a girl. Boobs and what have you. It was quite wonderful.
Which is exactly what the very specific boy that I'm talking about thought about her. Especially the boobs.
One day, he decided to do something about it. Despite the fact that he didn't know she knew he existed - even though she said hi to him every day and was his next door neighbor and came over to his house after school every day to get some make out action going on.
Still, that wasn't enough for this guy. He needed more proof.
This is that story of proof.
Also boobs. Because who doesn't like boobs?